Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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