I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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