All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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