Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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