Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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