Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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