i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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