"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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