honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
