oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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