you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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