Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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