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  I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.

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• That would make me laugh so hard. Tell him to get a sense of humor lol.

  Submitted by EatmeTwice on Feb 21, 12 at 3:18pm

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• If I had a vagina...... I'd probably just play with myself in front of a mirror.

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 21, 12 at 5:41pm

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  • Get a good vibrator, batteries, and groceries and not leave the house for at least a week or two.. at least I would

    Submitted by Wolf32889 on Feb 23, 12 at 6:00am

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• That might not be great for turning him on but it is hilarious! Having a girl with a sense of humor is always a plus!

  Submitted by Phys on Feb 21, 12 at 4:50pm

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• lol!

  Submitted by Hot_Parapraxis on Feb 21, 12 at 3:50pm

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• Brett Favre wasn't an amazing sexter either...

  Submitted by slaesar on Feb 21, 12 at 9:41pm

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• Lol. I've said similar and the guy thought it was funny!

  Submitted by Marse on Feb 23, 12 at 6:02am

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• Even of it wasn't a turn on, this gets points for being fucking funny.

  Submitted by chompin on Feb 22, 12 at 2:44am

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• This is a hilarious text! Made my day haha

  Submitted by duchess21 on Feb 21, 12 at 5:00pm

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• Lol sexting FAIL

  Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 21, 12 at 6:50pm

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• Haha , original

  Submitted by alienmonster on Feb 21, 12 at 4:22pm

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• Not for meee.

  Submitted by KLambi on Feb 21, 12 at 9:52pm

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• sucks. next time tell him ur really wet.

  Submitted by preppygirl on Feb 21, 12 at 7:04pm

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• I can really relate...I have told a guy to hold on while I think of something to say

  Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 21, 12 at 9:35pm

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• Haha! I've said the exact same thing!

  Submitted by LD83 on Feb 22, 12 at 8:17am

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• Chicks got a Dick..... Ewwwww

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 22, 12 at 3:27am

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