I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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