Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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