I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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