I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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