I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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