I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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