seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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