I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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