Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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