So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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