im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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