But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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