What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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