Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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