Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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