so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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