Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
His nipple licking is glorious
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