This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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