I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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