Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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