Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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