I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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