I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Randomize
