I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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