The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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