I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
It's shark week go big or go home
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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