maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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