I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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