I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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