Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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