Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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