did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Randomize