did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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