idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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