my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Fuck appropriateness.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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