I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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