you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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