how can u be prego again
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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