did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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