so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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