How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
