Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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